HERO
Goes something like this;
This young Father went to pick-up his two children to have SAMVAER.
On the way back to his home he "dropped-in" to his Parents.
He then left and later arrived at his own house.
While sitting in his Daglig Stue, -- minding his own business -- he heard some noise outside, went out to have a look and to his utter AMAZEMENT found a couple of Police Cars with the Blue Light FLASHING BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP and the place was suddenly "Crawling" with Police. YOU know, THOSE guys all dressed-up with Anti-Terroist gear, in BLACK and with BULLET PROOF Vests !!!!! ?????.
He probably told them to "F... Off".
They, -- that is those Guys who think themselves as "HEROES" -- obviously did not like this
young Father, OH no.
So the police decided, that this young Loyal, Devoted, Loving, Caring, Tough and Dangerous Father, needed some EXTRA hard treatment. This based on information (Dangerous) the Police had got from a LOVING, TENDER and CARING Mother.
So without CHECKING any further, the Norwegian Police (over a cup of Coffee I guess), decided to give this YOUNG Father the EXTRA HARD treatment.
Using a !!! Semi Automatic Rifle !!! this very, very silly, OH SILLY Policeman, "squeezed off" two (2) ROUNDS of AMMO. OH yes, OH yes, two (2) Rounds (Bullets).
The first (1) Round HIT him in the ANKLE. And made a LOVELY hole.
The second (2) Round HIT him in the UPPER left shoulder. And made another LOVELY hole.
By-the-way, by-the-way, the Police never found ANY Guns in the HOUSE !!!!!.
In fact, when the Police did ask the YOUNG FATHER, where his CHILDREN were,
he said "they were at his PARENTS" !!!!!!.
When the POLICE (Norwegian), went to the GRANDPARENTS, they found 2 little Children sitting in front of
the TELEVISION --- licking ICE Cream Lollipops.
What happened to the Mother ? ? ? ?.